nitewrighter:

zanabism:

gleelesbian:

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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

LMAO

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”

(via katey76762)

skelegun:
“unclefather:
“fidelcostco:
“everyone here has experienced the surreal drink description page of dominos’ online ordering right
”
There is nothing to say about Dr Pepper
”
What can you say about Dr.Pepper that hasn’t already been said?
”

skelegun:

unclefather:

fidelcostco:

everyone here has experienced the surreal drink description page of dominos’ online ordering right

There is nothing to say about Dr Pepper

What can you say about Dr.Pepper that hasn’t already been said?

(via teenscoolest)


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